My response to an email I got from Mr. Axlerod at the White House urging me to support health care reform.
"So you want puffers, drug addicts, alcoholics, knife fighters, fornicators, Jabba the Hut's with insatiable appetites for sugar and sodium to take money from the people who do not do the aforementioned so they can continue to be puffers, drug addicts, gun shooters, AID's inflicter's, alcoholics, knife fighters, fornicators, Jabbathe Hut's with insatiable appetites for sugar and sodium?
To the tune Back in the USSR
It passed! It passed! Shout hip hooray!
We got our way!
Let’s hear it for the House.
The puffers, boozers, gorgers they now sing and shout.
Tea Party folks they’re down and out.
We’re back in the
We’ve really gone far boy!
Just like in the
Joy Oh Joy it’s time to grab some Dairy Queen.
And a pack of Camel’s too!
Down the drugs, go on gang bangs and drink some hootch.
Holy crap we are so screwed.
Just like in the
Suck down all that tar boy!
Just like in the
Refrain:
All the morbidly obese
Will slurp ice cream all day.
When they get sick they will look your way,
And demand that you pay pay pay pay pay pay!
Hooray!
Gays will now screw without a condom on!
Free treatments for their HIV!
Fu*k bunnies won’t need crack heads with their mojos on!
Abortions free let’s have some fun.
We’re back in the
How lucky we are JOY!
The new
Here's some comments from "the new and growing underground".
"Oh boy, now we're just like the Europeans."
"Khruschev was right, we will be living under the banner of Lenin."
"Great, now I can light up and when I get sick I'll wait for folks making over $200,000 will pay for it."
"I hope gang bangers will do the job right the first time and kill their victims so the Leninized health system won't take a hit."
"I hear DQ and Dunkin Donuts are celebrating their ass off with this vote."
"And the Bubbah's who slurp down the Budweiser, they are doing a conga-line now!"
"How about the Tiger Woods of the world! Those STD's will be paid for by those who know what the word fidelity means."
"So, when three surgeon generals tell us that 86% of or health afflictions are self-inflicted the House says 'OK, and your point is."
To the tune Hi Ho!
Oh Joy! Oh boy!
It's like a Christmas Toy!
Eat and smoke and drink all day!
Hooray!
As other people pay.
Now, I just heard that
To the tune Pack All Your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag
Now they won’t turn you out if you get hurt.
Because you were a jerk.
Obama care it will now be there.
To pick up that “bar tab”
So!
Fire up a dobie and go cause a wreck!
Oh what, the heck.
And now we have rebellion in the land:
In
That came less than a week after a man did a Mohammed Atta by doing a Kamakazi on an IRS building in
To the tune Hey Hey We’re the Monkees
Here it comes,
insurrection.
As people they fight back,
screwed by those bogus loans.
Hey hey civil conflict.
That could turn in to a war.
The IRS they’re attacking.
As the desperate's numbers they soar.
Hey hey mass rebellion.
As states clamor to secede.
Will Obama wake up to be
Will we see our citizens bleed?
And to make matters worse, Obama is doing this when we have far less people making $200,000 a year than we did before. It's so bad at least 25 states want to expand casinos and gaming to keep from collapsing. I read that in Parade Magazine (2/28/2010).
To the tune Age of Aquarius
When they told women to have careers.
And not have kids, just make more bread.
The feds, and corporations smiled.
And now, we’ve made our bed.
This is the dawning of the age of decadence,
age of decadence.
A land once great,
is now 4th rate.
Refrain:
Slot machines in every classroom.
Race tracks all around me.
Mexicans sneak in for freebies.
And the liberals they are screaming.
Given them all our tax “dinero”.
Birth the brigands who won’t live---
the straight and narrow.
Kill for dinero!
A boomer spit this out the other day:
And get this, we have less people now in the country if you exclude the kids born to welfare mothers and illegals that sneak in because they feel they are above the law unlike other immigrants who LEGALLY immigrated here. Check this out. In 1960 it was 5.1. In 2008 it dropped to 3.2 and in 2030 it will be 2.2. What am I talking about? The number of workers supporting one retiree. As one man lamented in a Borders in Atlanta: “Hey, maybe feminists are flaming right wingers. By not having kids you can’t have an effective welfare state. Think about it. They’re getting weird and doing weird shit because they said no to the BHH factor. BHH? Baby, Home, Husband! They said no to that. Now the shrinks are buying those hot tubs they’ve been eyeing for a while now that they have the money from these women who fiddled with human nature and the natural order of things and went coo-koo for Coco Puffs when the 'pond' dried up. Did you ever hear the phrase young feller ‘it’s not nice to fool with mother nature’? Thanks to these feminists ‘bow-wow’s’ we will never have the economy we had or social security. You won’t either. You and I will be picking the corn out of our feces to stay alive. You wait and see! ”
That man inspired a Boomer Tune.
To the tune Baby Baby Don’t Get Hooked on Me.
Girls, you had that distant look in your eyes.
And the feds and bosses said “Cha Ching”.
Better say no to those family ties.
A husband and/or kids will “bury me”.
Hook up with Gloria and Ms. Friedan.
They will bring you to the “promised land”.
Baby baby just say yes to me.
Say no to family to get that CHA CHING!
My bottom line yes it will set your free.
Don’t marry don’t go all “mommy” on me.
Girls, you had the chance for real power.
But you worked to help “another man”.
The foundation that was once our land.
No one to buy stuff it’s in the “shit can”.
You think the boss will be at your death bed.
Guess what honey, he’s in his office instead.
Baby baby they done chumped your ass.
Instead of marriage you attended class.
Now you wonder where your clients are.
Never born or sucked in to a jar.
My name is Michael Riles and I am the counter-revolution. Want to read more? Google books by Michael Riles and look for these. They deal with an America "gone with the wind".
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